This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

So I posted this story on my LJ, but I think I should also post this on the blog because is has been the defining moment of my summer thus far.
Enjoy.

Yesterday my mom and I went outside to smoke a cigarette and chill in the yard. So we walk outside with our cigarettes in hand and sit down on the sorta weird chairs we have. As soon as I sat down the chair totally flipped over with me in it for the ride. (the chair had been positioned on sa slight decline in our yard.) So there I was laying in the grass, twisted in a way I can't explain, listening to my mom laugh so hard she was practically crying, still holding the cigarette and thinking to myself "self, this has become your life, laying ass over ankles, just wondering how the fuck this happened."
Self discovery is a bitch.

I miss you all.
much love hommies.

love.

Wilco rocked my world hard last night.

I want to be Jeff Tweedy's lover. twice.

Chi your mind

So Chicago rocked this weekend. It rocked so hard I had to leave work early to recover. We visited Millenium Park, Dawn's mom's place, and some restaurants. I ate too many cheeseburgers and puked in Dawn's trash can. But it was a clean puke; I didn't get any on anything except trash, and even though I knew Dawn was pissed she still laughed and got a new trash bag for me. Pretty sweet.

Then giny and me didn't get back till like fuckin two, and hadda get up at 5:30...zzz...wilco tomorrow, after a nap and some writing.

Hope y'all are doing good.

Attention, Anchorage faction

David Sedaris, apparently, will be at Title Wave books in about a week. Check that shit out.

http://www.adn.com/life/bookclub/story/6573038p-6456074c.html

Embly's 4th of July

All right motherfuckers. Embly has done graduated, and now she's hanging out in some cult, which means that this might be the last time we can do her family's 4th of July shindig before she tattoos a swastika to her forehead and goes on a killing spree.

Embly, are you going to be there for the 4th?

Dawn and I are planning on coming if you're there. We gotta drive from Chicago to VT right around then, so if you're there, we'll leave on the 4th and stop at your place, then continue on in the morning (we're renting a moving van, so we have to be in VT by the second day of travel for cost purposes).

We need to reserve the van though, and if you're going to be culting it up this year instead of at the family farm, we'll just head straight to VT. I think Stone is going to head down as well. But we need to know if you'll be there.

And any of you other fuckers, if you can make it, come on down!