Would it be wrong to 'eff Bill Kelley?

I should be studying right at this second, but there is no way I can concentrate because something too great for words happened this morning.

I got up extra early to pick up my packages from the mail room. I had two packages, I knew one was my brand new kick ass pants and the second I assumed was a package from my parents, it wasn't. It was a package from none other than the very sexy Bill Kelley. Believe it, because this shit happened.

In the package was his new CD, Spirit Calling Companion 2.0 Navaz. Attached was a note that said " Angie-Thanks for the biggest laugh of my life! Hope you enjoy this! Thanks -Bill Kelley"
I love this freakin ninja warrior king. I would like to point out that in my article I wrote"...there's a little man who happens to love health and well being. He loves it so much that he's even released a CD to help people sooth their bodies and souls. Now that's hot. What person can resist their own DJ Wellness whispering sweet chants of relaxation in their ears?"

What I can gather from this gift is that little Billy wants me think about him naked while I'm listening to this CD. Well Bill, all I have to say about that is, maybe I will and maybe I... will.

I'm out.