The audience will think that the hot babe is a normal babe, but, yeah right, she's a ninja.

My post will be brief, but very important, so read this shit like it's fucking Darida in your room about to rape you with mind bullets.

Fellow Calfers I have three facts for you tonight.

1.) Noah is creepy mo-fo and hugging him is more awkward than....I can't even think of something, just know it's not a happy place. Nuff said.

2.) While hanging out with Noah tonight, he said, and I quote, that Will is "kinda dumb."

3.) My 21st birthday is next weekend and it's gonna be off the hizzie. Dawn and I have made the plans, the party is invitation only. If you don't get an invatation then you are not allowed to come and you're family doesn't love you. I don't know how to make it any clearer than that.

I'm out
peace.

Would it be wrong to 'eff Bill Kelley?

I should be studying right at this second, but there is no way I can concentrate because something too great for words happened this morning.

I got up extra early to pick up my packages from the mail room. I had two packages, I knew one was my brand new kick ass pants and the second I assumed was a package from my parents, it wasn't. It was a package from none other than the very sexy Bill Kelley. Believe it, because this shit happened.

In the package was his new CD, Spirit Calling Companion 2.0 Navaz. Attached was a note that said " Angie-Thanks for the biggest laugh of my life! Hope you enjoy this! Thanks -Bill Kelley"
I love this freakin ninja warrior king. I would like to point out that in my article I wrote"...there's a little man who happens to love health and well being. He loves it so much that he's even released a CD to help people sooth their bodies and souls. Now that's hot. What person can resist their own DJ Wellness whispering sweet chants of relaxation in their ears?"

What I can gather from this gift is that little Billy wants me think about him naked while I'm listening to this CD. Well Bill, all I have to say about that is, maybe I will and maybe I... will.

I'm out.