The audience will think that the hot babe is a normal babe, but, yeah right, she's a ninja.

My post will be brief, but very important, so read this shit like it's fucking Darida in your room about to rape you with mind bullets.

Fellow Calfers I have three facts for you tonight.

1.) Noah is creepy mo-fo and hugging him is more awkward than....I can't even think of something, just know it's not a happy place. Nuff said.

2.) While hanging out with Noah tonight, he said, and I quote, that Will is "kinda dumb."

3.) My 21st birthday is next weekend and it's gonna be off the hizzie. Dawn and I have made the plans, the party is invitation only. If you don't get an invatation then you are not allowed to come and you're family doesn't love you. I don't know how to make it any clearer than that.

I'm out
peace.