At long last

If I cannot have the perfect woman, I will create her.

Nyeowah.

Don't judge me

At the request of Dawn Sarli I am posting two links to some of our best entertainment here in Alaska.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat.php

http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bing.php

Everyone love a midwest girl

so i think i am writing my first blog post
i feel like i have to do this in private so that my livejournal doesn't find out. weird.
i am in no way as smooth with words as my fellow bloggers, so just so ya'll know when reading my blog your should expect a million typing errors, spelling mistakes, the wrong use of words, and just an altogether awkward reading experience....yum tasty, goes down smooth.

i just got home last night from my trip home. i had a surprisingly wonderful, eye opening time...i feel like kicking a shopping cart and yelling "I'm back in the game" (in reference to a willl ferrel move in the movie old school)
after being home all I have to say is this..."I got ho's in different area codes" like it's my freakin job.
Jess told me how to spell ho's, i don't know if she's right. it doesn't matter.
it's a beautiful day

in conclusion I would like to say that I am currently doing Billy again and it is a great experience that leaves me sweaty and happy. eat your heart out.

Because she called me short

What some CALFers are looking at